cyborg stan: so is it gunna be what she wants or what you want? stan: what i want, duh!

stan: your making me not want to tell you things.

Well i know who you are, principal library book because your obviously checked out

Maybe baby

Jeff: Oshamus McPhearson present yourself.

Roger: if i hold this i wont float away.

Jeff: i can't believe your taking me to a baseball game.
Stan: i know, i can't believe you believe that either.