steve: how many chocolate bars did i buy so your class could go to mt. vernon?? snot:...... seven.

Roger: i love semantic, word play, wait... who am i talking to?

Roger: You indians really don't waste a thing do you? except the time reading fine print on treaties...

stan: hey dick do those pills make you hallucinate your wife? damn. do they let u go back in time and change the past? damn. do they make you fly? really but only once? allright ill save it for halloween im going as a turkey, yes they do, yes they do, YES THEY DO, well then ill have to change my costume, bd news about halloween francine.

Roger: Steve go get the diaper i sleep in after indian food.

Stan: Francine lift with your fat ugly legs not your fat ugly back

Stan: Francine, when I look at your hair I doubt I could eat the amount I wanna vomit.

Stan: I'm a Republican, Roger. Fixing elections is my bread and butter. You know how many votes George Bush got in the first election? Seven.

Roger: but to show you I'm a good guy i got you this... Ta Da! the perfect split, ... get off of my property.

stan: i got it, Dark Bulbs! for when its too bright out.

Stan: Forget it Francine, we already have something girly and annoying in this house... It's called Roger.