Maybe baby

Jeff: Oshamus McPhearson present yourself.

Roger: if i hold this i wont float away.

Jeff: i can't believe your taking me to a baseball game.
Stan: i know, i can't believe you believe that either.

Hes got the gift.

Roger: i dunno if u noticed but i LOVE disguises.

Stan: don't you hate when you kill a man dead and your hands smell like wet dog.

Stan: hey my first been room, its not even green!

Stan: Francine when I see your hair I count I can eat the amount I warm Not to vomit.

stan: i thought u wore robes kuz your god didn't believe in pants.

Klaus: Maybe i could be a friend in a fish in a bowl

You had to go back and change your belt...

Stan: The perfect cut. The perfect amount of blood filling lungs, ... wait, now its too much.

bullock: A GREEN TAURUS, TAURUS EL VERDE !!

Roger: Oh my god i can see my heart light.

Stan: What is this.
baba: Fish face with cabbage stem.
Stan: here in the west we call that garbage.

i dial een one one

Roger: ill go with you but only if you vote with me on the dish. is that a thing or did i make that up? i don't know whats real anymore.

Stan: what happened? Roger: you guys passed out making mac n cheese. Francine: Why didn't you turn off the stove? roger: You guys laffed at my head, now you ruined a pot. Happy with yourself?

steve: how many chocolate bars did i buy so your class could go to mt. vernon?? snot:...... seven.

Roger: i love semantic, word play, wait... who am i talking to?

Roger: You indians really don't waste a thing do you? except the time reading fine print on treaties...

stan: hey dick do those pills make you hallucinate your wife? damn. do they let u go back in time and change the past? damn. do they make you fly? really but only once? allright ill save it for halloween im going as a turkey, yes they do, yes they do, YES THEY DO, well then ill have to change my costume, bd news about halloween francine.

Roger: Steve go get the diaper i sleep in after indian food.

Stan: Francine lift with your fat ugly legs not your fat ugly back

Stan: Francine, when I look at your hair I doubt I could eat the amount I wanna vomit.

Stan: I'm a Republican, Roger. Fixing elections is my bread and butter. You know how many votes George Bush got in the first election? Seven.

Roger: but to show you I'm a good guy i got you this... Ta Da! the perfect split, ... get off of my property.

stan: i got it, Dark Bulbs! for when its too bright out.

Stan: Forget it Francine, we already have something girly and annoying in this house... It's called Roger.

Roger: would anyone like me to pour more dom on the floor?

Roger: Pretty sure i asked for pecan sandies.

stan: Wheres my hacksaw? i wanna kill Jeff with my hacksaw.

Roger: What, no way! Wait, why is this wrong? Next to Miranda Rights, I wrote, Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby. Are these questions not about Sex and the City?

Jeff: me too man.